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fuck. I’m dying.
Is this the Creek Academic Team?
It looks like their Academic Team.
Funny story about those assholes, They’re a bright bunch when it comes to trivia and with the advantage of finding out the questions before the game began they were pretty much unstoppable. So, we played them our first game, and we got decimated because we came to have fun and play the game with no real interest in winning. We wore sweatervests, black slacks, and different colored ties to each game and blasted Mickey Avalon [creator of wonderful works like “My Dick” and “Jane Fonda”] in the parking lots of these schools that we’d visit. I would dare say that we practiced more parkour than Academic Team stuff. We were glorious motherfuckers. [See below]
Anyway, our final game of the season was against those pricks, so we wrote off any hope of winning and were planning to do the most ridiculous thing in the world: we were all going to dress like famous homicidal dictators [Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Mao, et cetera] and then not buzz in for any questions. We weren’t even going to face the table. We were going to turn around our chairs and wait the game out so that those mouth-breathers wouldn’t have gained any satisfaction from winning.
Then, Miss Wilson told us that if we did that, we’d basically get the school in a load of trouble for being unsportsmanlike, which is fucked because it’s Academic Team which is inherently not a sport. Also, we all already had a rap with the principal about a costume duel that we organized. [See below]
Anyway, we ended up giving those pricks a run for their money and made a load of sexist or otherwise offensive jokes to the dismay of their team and their coach who glared at us perpetually.
Fuck those kids.
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN
Love it haha we really made the best out of those years. I miss it already
They suck this year. And Atlantic is a fucking scary school.
(Source: drug-in-your-veins)


